The golden rule

Are naturally occurring hot oil springs real? I’m picturing this:

I also like to think that the best way to regulate lakes you can deep-fry food in would be to make one rule punishable as a capital offense: you MUST eat every single thing you put in the lake! I can’t imagine a better littering policy.


DALLE Prompt: Please show me a picture of a hot springs filled with clean, natural cooking oil rather than water. It should resemble a Yellowstone rainbow pool. A man on the shore dressed in a white collared shirt, khakis and a panama hat reels in a small deep-fried turkey leg with a fishing rod (and no other supplies), while sitting on a folding beach chair. The turkey leg itself is still in the hot oil, bubbling and simmering as it fries much like a fighting fish. Render in Fauvist style with many non-overlapping color planes. No other people or man-made objects are present. The tone strives for a bizarre serenity and evokes an awareness of near-realities we will never experience.


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